No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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