i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She told me I should be a condom model.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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