Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
