She's JV to your varsity
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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