so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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