put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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