I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
NoShamevember. You game?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
