ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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