and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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