I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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