East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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