it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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