I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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