if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
can u get pink eye on your cock?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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