I bet he comes in French.
I think I am morally bankrupt
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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