I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
