Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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