are you still at the devil's house?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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