You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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