Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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