these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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