Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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