Porn is love you can see.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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