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(949): View more from California

I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.

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(773): View more from Illinois

that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.

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(970): View more from Colorado

How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?

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(330): View more from Ohio

It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown

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(210): View more from Texas

Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.

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(959): View more from Connecticut

I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.

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