We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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