dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize