I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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