Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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