ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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