I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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