That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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