i may or may not be watching the land before time
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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