Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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