I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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