I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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