She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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