Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
40s are totally the cure
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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