Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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