i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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