he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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