She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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