Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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