And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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