Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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