Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
This is my gift to your gina
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Randomize
