member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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