And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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