3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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