real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
What happened to fro yo and sex?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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