It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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