i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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