Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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