My nipple is on Facebook.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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