Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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