Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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