Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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